Outside, sparrows fly up to you,
kiss your fingertips.
You whisper, “Bird, bird!”
tasting the light with your hands.
Every time your body breaks
against the ground you must step over it.
(Source: orwell.ru)
A public union employee, a tea party activist, and a CEO are sitting at a table with a plate of a dozen cookies in the middle of it. The CEO takes 11 of the cookies, turns to the tea partier and says, “Watch out for that union guy. He wants a piece of your cookie.”
(Source: advicetowriters.com)